The Original Songs of the AFL

I was on the ferry the other morning and I heard the strains of a song that made my stomach churn.  However, something didn't seem quite right.  Intently listening to the lyrics, I realized they were all different too.  Here's what I heard:

For those whom it doesn't sound familiar, maybe these famous refrains will: (and you have no idea how much it pains me to post this video)

Let's forget for a minute that it's funny how the writer of the Sydney Swans' victory song is a 1905 graduate of Notre Dame and compare only the first few notes.  Doesn't that marching band sound so much more impressive than that little "trumpet on a keyboard" ditty?  I must say though, that those echoes are long dead.  See, I can't say too many nice things about ND. 

The AFL is the Australian Rules Football League, and isn't very popular in Queensland - here, rugby is king.  The AFL is hugely popular in Melbourne (in fact it used to be called the Victorian Football League) and Southern and Western Australia. This whole episode got me thinking that if one AFL team didn't create their own fight song, maybe others followed suit.  Thirty seconds on google proved me correct. Check out this gem:

Now that to me sounds eerily similar to the US Marines Corps Hymn:

 

After a little research, it appears both songs are based on a duet in an 1850 opera.  But after watching, I think everyone will agree that the Crows' song is much more likely an imitation of the USMC Hymn rather than a different interpretation of the original duet:

Next up - the Hawthorne Hawks!

My trusty encyclopedia informs me that "Yankee Doodle Dandy" was written by George Cohan for a musical in 1904.  Somewhat surprisingly, he wasn't from Hawthorne, but instead hailed from New York.

OK, who would have thought that the AFL loved Geoge Cohan so much?  Because a team in Melbourne "samples" one of his other favorites, Grand Old Flag, which he wrote for the 1906 musical George Washington Jr.   I don't think this has to be said, but I'm going to say it anyway - Cohan wrote the song about Old Glory, not for some sports team in a faraway British colony.  Compare for yourself:

Just to show that the football teams don't only take songs from the US, here's one of my favorite national anthems:

 

Wait a second, that's not it!

There, that's better.  Although it always surprises me how bloody the lyrics are, it's my favorite national anthem.

Why does it seem like all these remakes were done by a teenager on a keyboard?  If you're going to remake a song, then you should aim to improve on it.  Or at the very least, take a different interpretation and make something your own (like the USMC did with Gendarmes Duet).  All the AFL examples are blatant, dumbed down copies of iconic originals.   

Meet Ted

We've recently been on a big TED Talks kick.  Here are some of our favorite talks:

Gotta love the Euros

When we traveled to Europe a few years ago, we discovered Eurovision on TV and immediately enjoyed watching it - partly to make fun and party because we couldn't turn away.  It's like American Idol mixed with the Olympics - each nation submits a contestant and then there's a probably much too in depth voting process.  Anyway, Australia doesn't have a contestant, but it is on TV here. Here are some of our favorite clips, but if you're into this kind of thing, click here for a link of the weirdest Eurovision acts.

Last year gave us the vampire from Romania:

Jedward is entrancing:

This year gives us the bearded woman:

Maui

So lucky to get back to Hawaii!  It must be one of my favorite places we've traveled.  Here are some pictures from our trip:

Black Rock

Joan and Jenna in the Ioa Valley

The town of Lahaina

Hiking through a bamboo forest beside the Road to Hana

Luau!

Quick layover in Honolulu.  Walking towards the Moana.

Waikiki Beach

One last beautiful sunset in Hawaii

And you thought Nick's eggs were weird.

Glub Glub

When it rains in Queensland, it pours!

It started raining early Tuesday morning of last week and didn't stop until Thursday evening.  We thought we were done with all the wet weather when on Thursday night we got an additional downpour that overwhelmed our drains, causing water to flood into our house via both the front and back doors.  There was about a half inch of water over the entire first floor.  We both took the day off work to clean and dry the place out.  Most of our belongings look to be OK, although we're still trying to get the smell out of some stuff. 

American Skyscapes

The first tall building I was ever in was the John Hancock Building in Chicago.  I don’t know if that left any lasting impression on me, but I’ve always been intrigued by architecture and specifically skyscrapers.  That combined with my natural inclination to see how things stacked against each other left me with the desire to rank the skylines of the United States.  

The family in the John Hancock Building in Chicago, circa 1994

 

A simple method of awarding points based on the height of a building and summing the points of all the buildings in a particular city gives that city a skyscraper score.  Ten points are awarded for a building over 1300’, 9 points for between 1200 and 1300 feet, and so on.  No points are awarded for buildings under 400’.  When the results are tabulated, the following graph results:

My hypothesis was that it would be a tight race between New York and Chicago, but that the two of them would far out-class the rest of the skylines.  I was proven half correct; I was surprised by the fact that New York is essentially in a tier of its own.  Indeed, worldwide, I would argue that only Hong Kong compares favorably with New York.  Dubai boasts the world’s tallest buildings, but doesn’t have the quantity, while Tokyo is just the opposite.  If we took the tallest building in San Francisco, the Transamerica Pyramid, it would only rank 13^th in New York.  Similarly, the tallest building in Miami would be an indistinguishable 20^th tallest building in New York.      

New York City at night.

But New York’s far from being done.  They’re currently experiencing a boom like no other city in America since New York in the late 1920’s / early 1930’s.  Just this time last year, the reigning King of New York was the Empire State Building, completed in 1931.  By 2017, it will be at the very most 5^th tallest, and could be down to 8^th if all the proposed buildings are built to their planned height.  This is a questionable assumption, so let’s just look at the construction going on in the Big Apple right now:

1. One World Trade Center – A patriotic 1776 feet tall, opened in May 2013.  It is the flagship of the rebuilt World Trade Center complex.

2. 432 Park Avenue – A slim but towering 1,398 feet, it will be one of the tallest residential buildings in the world when it opens in early 2015.  A penthouse has sold for the cool price of $95,000,000. 

3. Two World Trade Center – 1,340 feet tall.  Its slanted top reminds me a lot of the Crain Communications building in Chicago.  It will finish later this year.  For reference, the twin towers were 1,368’ tall.

4. Three World Trade Center – We showed those terrorists, right?  You knock two skyscrapers down, and we’ll put up three!  This will be 1,260 feet tall, the runt of the WTC complex, but still topping out about 6’ taller than the Empire State Building.  

The tallest building in the world from 1931 to 1970, when it was topped by the World Trade Centers, was the Empire State Building. It regained the New York crown for over a decade after 9/11.

With all those buildings currently in construction, Chicago has a lot of catching up to do.  Recently released are new plans to complete the Chicago Spire, which would be the 2^nd or 3^rd tallest building in the world if built.  

The Chicago Spire – unfortunately still only in plans.

The fact that New York has the best US skyline is hard to debate.  But, the argument can be made that it obviously should have the best skyline, as it is by far the largest metropolitan area in the country.  It consists of nearly 20 million people, and is over 50% larger than the second largest in Los Angeles.  An intriguing question that arises is which cities have the best skylines relative to their metropolitan population?

  

I didn’t have any specific expectation before I started plugging in the data, and forming hypotheses post hoc is meaningless in the best case and deceitful in the worst.  As one of my favorite professors said, it’s akin to shooting an arrow and then painting a target around where it landed.  That being said, it makes sense that Las Vegas and Honolulu are two of the biggest over-achieving cities, as they are some of the top destination spots in the world.  Likewise, DC at the bottom end could have been anticipated - the Height of Building Acts of 1910 has since limited development of a proper skyline in our nation’s capital.  One of my favorite websites since college has been Emporis, which is a worldwide building database.  I’d recommend checking it out if this post was found interesting.